After Food Poisoning Gas

ORA-01919

I have always maintained that the name "Oracle" was due to the skills of divination needed to interpret the error messages ..

Here's one more example, from a colleague who wanted sottopostomi gods ... (Oracle 10.2.0.1)

system> create user IDENTIFIED BY foo foo;
Created user.

system> alter user default role connect foo, foo
alter user default role connect

* ERROR at line 1: ORA-01919
: role 'CONNECT' does not exist

system> grant connect to foo;
Grant succeeded.

system> alter user default role connect foo;
Modified user.

So ... the problem is trivial ... you can not tell the database to set a specific default role to a user if this user does not have first assigned the role .. okay ...
Of course the error message could be clearer ... (I would have expected a ORA-01924:, role 'string' not Granted or does not exist ").

It 's like a football midfielder told a "day games start as a goalkeeper" and instead of answering "But I never did the doorman!" say "Look at that in football you do not use gatekeepers!"

Inside Of Nostril Hurts

unoraventiseiminutiequarantaseisecondi!! Big mistake

Ok ... I am very happy .. At this year
Straberna (www.gpbern.ch) I managed to improve my time on the 16 Km of about 7 minutes!
And I still have room for improvement (trad: I finally broke).

Many thanks to Julia and Vinz for the hospitality and congratulations to her for more than Fabietto Mr 1:28:10 (If you arrive before me, I'm breaking the legs :-)

And on Sunday .. . Straverona!

Toronto Gay Club Scene

usability of Windows

I was reviewing a speech with pleasure on YouTube of Littizzetto about Windows and its stability: a part of yet another request (the first one I thought was Cricket) to make a computer "simpler, with 3 or 4 functions "made me laugh too much of our reactions to the bugs in front of LL of the operating system or programs (" if you copy and paste, you change the character ... but not just the font .. even your! ").

add one thing:
1 - my BabboOS has only those functions that are used to my father
2 - Billy do a telling example to a computer as simple as a coffee maker is not a smart move, because for an American the Moka is a mysterious thing, it has no buttons or lights, no moving parts .. and also the liquid that comes out is for him undrinkable.
3 - the bug happens, the operating system that crashes can happen suddenly ... but what should not happen is this

Scenario:
're writing an important document (chennesò. .. you're in a trance competition "and you're finally able to write those 10 pages of your central thesis in a clear and finally correct) and at one point there 'sound of an error message, a popup appears that says about this ...

"Warning! E 'was found a fatal error. All the work could be lost since the last save"
... you already know that will be lost, and you're starting to think with nostalgia of the old Underwood of your grandfather ... but the worst has not arrived yet ...
"Press OK to continue" [OK]

Ok?
Okey?
Occhei?
O ** or say fag, piece of *** to! M! But are you completely stupid?? I mean, you're chopping the work of the last two hours and do not ask me glad to accept this fact with an "OK"?

But rather give me a choice of:
"Press [Good grief! But bad luck black! Oh well .. if not there 'own way of going, do you restart the program] to continue "

Want to react as best you? It' s always a matter of perception ...
Or even the legendary" Do you want to send the information of ' error to Microsoft? "should be accompanied by a number next to" How did inca ** are you this error? "so at least you acknowledged that you and your mood you are worth something ...